April 2013
bruised-bliss:
BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED.
ugly
stupid
not good enough
a waste of space
anorexic
fat
a whore/hoe/slut
loser
bitch
useless
freak
emo
retard
unwanted
gay
fag
too tall
too short
nerd
you’d be better dead
they call me girl
they call me stacey
they call me her
they call me jane
that’s not my name
that’s not my...
Your sign's deepest secret.
just-laff:
disastermouse:
linneac:
hiccupartist:
zodiaccity:
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces
wow astrology is real
this is so accurate it’s scary
got me pinned
omg
when a teacher marks an answer wrong that you...
laugh-addict:
mustardelbow:
carneron:
hyungstrider:
a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33
girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33
u two should go out
People that legitimately do every homework...
lolzpicx:
whorville:
If it takes more than 3 three minutes in the microwave I’m not cooking it
'When your bestfriend calls you, you're all...
lolzpicx:
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
Dancing at a party →
laugh-addict:
All the guys are like:
All the girls are like:
And then there’s me:
March 2013
touchin wet food while...... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
touchin wet food while washing dishes
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thefuuuucomics:
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itsobviouslysalmon:
so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan
^...
princass:
life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol... →
gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
the tumblr staff are trolls
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Just so we're clear
Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
kanyewesticle:
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
vanehwasreal:
vanehwasreal:
i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah
this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden
