bruised-bliss: BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED. ugly stupid not good enough a waste of space anorexic fat a whore/hoe/slut loser bitch useless freak emo retard unwanted gay fag too tall too short nerd you’d be better dead they call me girl they call me stacey they call me her they call me jane that’s not my name that’s not my...
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just-laff: disastermouse: linneac: hiccupartist: zodiaccity: Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces wow astrology is real this is so accurate it’s scary got me pinned omg
when a teacher marks an answer wrong that you...
mustardelbow: carneron: hyungstrider: a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33 girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33 u two should go out
People that legitimately do every homework...
whorville: If it takes more than 3 three minutes in the microwave I’m not cooking it
'When your bestfriend calls you, you're all...
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.
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laugh-addict: All the guys are like: All the girls are like: And then there’s me:
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itsobviouslysalmon: so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting here is the selection of kpop stars the people i said “good luck with that” to the flamingo lovers??? idek and the rest idek like wtf ^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or ^you gotta do somethin to be part of history jonathan ^...
princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel
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Just so we're clear
Cocaine possession: 3-5 years in prison
Crack possession: 15 years in prison
Pirating music: Civil lawsuit and/or up to five years in prison
What these little rapist shits got: One year in prison
kanyewesticle: all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
vanehwasreal: vanehwasreal: i’ve always scoffed at those “oh my god europe is tiny”-posts but we just took the wrong exit driving back to our cabin and we literally ended up in norway and decided to just stay for dinner so yeah this just happened AGAIN jesus fucking christ there isn’t even a sign that says welcome to fucking norway you’re just there all of a sudden