Broseidon, King of the Brocean

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bruised-bliss:

BOLD WHAT YOU’VE BEEN CALLED.
  • ugly
  • stupid
  • not good enough
  • a waste of space
  • anorexic
  • fat
  • a whore/hoe/slut
  • loser
  • bitch
  • useless
  • freak
  • emo
  • retard
  • unwanted
  • gay
  • fag
  • too tall
  • too short
  • nerd
  • you’d be better dead
  • they call me girl
  • they call me stacey
  • they call me her
  • they call me jane
  • that’s not my name
  • that’s not my name

(Source: svilorscout, via the-hardcore-potato)

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(Source: sleepinglauren)

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buzzfeed:

Man, cats sure are dumb sometimes.

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

— 1 month ago with 33143 notes

mustardelbow:

carneron:

hyungstrider:

a boyfren supposed 2 make ur panties wet not ur eyes<33

girlfren suppose 2 make ur dick hard not ur life <33

u two should go out

(Source: jellyworld, via funnybro)

— 1 month ago with 178128 notes
lulz-time:

rolypolydandy:
me on my way to overthrow yo country

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lulz-time:

rolypolydandy:

me on my way to overthrow yo country


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— 1 month ago with 98250 notes

whorville:

If it takes more than 3 three minutes in the microwave I’m not cooking it

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— 1 month ago with 8480 notes
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sunnybutte:
This was the last thing I saw before I died
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sunnybutte:

This was the last thing I saw before I died

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

(via damnthatswhatshesaid)

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